I wannas sexs uuuuu
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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