Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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