He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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