Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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