If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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