did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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