I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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