Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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