she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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