I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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