that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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