Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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