You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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