Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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