You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There r osticjed everywhere
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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