Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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