Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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