at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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