nutella sex= disaster
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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