this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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