So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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