it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
