Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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