Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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