she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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