I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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