I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
you had me at cake vodka
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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