hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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