I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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