i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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