"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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