brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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