? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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