? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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