Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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