suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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