She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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