She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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