found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
PS: I just woke up from my shower
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
