awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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