i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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