its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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