The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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