You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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