So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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