Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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