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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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