It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
sex in a hospital.. check
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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