Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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