you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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