All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize