ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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