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(614): View more from Ohio

she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

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(912): View more from Georgia

His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady

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(661): View more from California

Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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(314): View more from Missouri

rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?

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(559): View more from California

Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out

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