If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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