Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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